Layout: [ 4/25 ]

You said it yourself: you were going to get nailed on this part. And who am I to disappoint you? Diaryland templates? Picasso they ain’t. It’s black! It’s white! It’s red! It’s black, white and red! It’s easy enough to get around, but you’re not really responsible for that, are you? ‘Course you said back in your first entry (and I quote, because I can copy/paste): “This is not here to impress anybody. I don't want to mess with templates, pictures, fonts, etc.” This, you accomplished. It’s not hard on the eyes, though, so I’ll give you that. Plus, I basically agree with 90% of what you said in this entry so I’ll leave it at that.

Content: [ 55/60 ]

Dude, I like what I see. Granted, you’re a bit of an alcoholic which tends to.. shall we say, narrow the scope of your entries somewhat but I dealt. Any which way you put it, though, you’ve got a real talent for keeping people’s attention—especially mine. Your style is very relaxed, which works for you, and you never seem to lose your sense of humour—even when you’re kind of pissed off. The jack and coke entries can get a little tedious, but even they’re better than most stuff I read on diaries. And you even update really often. Congratulations, this is a pretty damn hell ass cool diary. My hat’s off to you, sir.

Errors: [ 4/5 ]

The occasional link error in the entries.

Contact: [ 2/2 ]

AIM, email, ICQ, notes, yada yada yada contact-cakes.

Bonus: [ 5 ]

Cast, reviews, fans, rings, surveys.

Word of advice:

Not too much to say here, but try to resist the temptation to day-by-day your entries. You’re at your strongest when you just divide what you want to talk about into single entries. And maybe I don’t need to know every time you drank a quarter bottle of rum. Other than that, go ape. You are gold, my friend.

Fave. Quotes:

God.. where do I start?

I have seen the future, and it's a guy that cheerily says, "Are we having fun yet?" every time he passes you.

So my advice to all those out there in the workforce, or those of you about to enter it, is to underacheive to the best of your ability. If you work hard, all you get for it is more work.

“He DID say he had a grey van...but he gave me the license plate number!" JeeeeZUS! Like having the guys license plate number will do you any good while he's fucking your corpse and gibbering about his mamma.

and so on...

Best entries:

This was a pretty brave entry. Enjoyed a little bit of your serious side, as well. The first part of this one was good as well. And the short one-liner about incest just made me laugh.

Additional Comments:

Things are best said when you cut short on the rambling and bring your caustic wit. And don’t force a diary design if it isn’t you. I’d rather have black!white!red! than happy puppies chasing butterflies through a meadow or something.

Will I be coming back? [ 6/8 ]

Yeah, I probably will. Probably add you to the buddy list, too. Good stuff, brother.

Total: [ 76/100 ]

Reviewed by: Trasker